The \"KRUSTY\" Curry Sandwich     


DescriptionNothing Comes Close!
Curry TypeComedy
StrengthNuclear
DifficultyPiece of cake
SourceChanning Curry House Inc.
VegetarianNo
VeganNo
Time to prepare15 Minutes
Time to cookNO
No. of servings5
Ingredients1 loaf of bleached "organic" bread
2 tablespoons of lard
1-1/2 cup of "GHO-SHT" curry
10 slices of Headcheese
10 slices of Balogne
10 slices of "Donkey" meat
5 slices of "organic" mozza cheese
5 slices of "organic" goat feta, dried
1 cup of Chickpeas (Mashed into Pulp)
Dijon Mustard
Heinz Ketchup
1 "organic" fed chicken egg
1 "Low Fat" Beer
InstructionsCut the top *about 7/8 up from the bottom" off the "organic" loaf of breat. Take loaf of bread, must be NOT SLICED, and hollow out with fist. Remove innards so that you leave a 1 inch thick wall of break/crust ratio.

Using the lard, spread evenly on the inside of the loaf.

Sprinkle 1/2 cup of curry inside the loaf, place top of loaf back on and shake. Point loaf away from face. Airborne curry can infect eyes so beware.

Slam loaf back on counter and remove top. Line the inside of loaf with the meat making sure to put the "DONKEY" slices on the top. The grease from the donkey will soak through the bottom of the loaf if heated so make sure that the other meats are put on the bottom first.

Next, place the cheese in the loaf. The same as the donkey meat, place the Goat Feta on the very top cause if heated, it to will leak grease all over the meat. In some instances, Donkey meat and Goat Feta can cause tummy troubles so if you are alergic to eather, please don
NotesWARNING!! The grease from the Donkey Meat and from the Goat Feta will not coagulate. If needed, use a syringe to drain away some of the grease leaving enough to moisten the loaf.

You can use some of the grease to brush a nice shine onto the top of the loaf if heating.
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