Curry Happiness     

DescriptionCurry in your pants
Curry TypeComedy
Time to prepare6 days
Time to cook1 minute
No. of servings2
Ingredients1/2 cup air
4 cups lard
9 gallons vegetable oil
1 cup mayo
6 pints mustard
750 ml ketchup
1 goldfish
1 gallon milk
6 gallons orange juice
InstructionsTake all ingredients and put them in your oven for 5 days at 800 degrees. On the 6 day take out of oven and put in a bowl big enough for an elephant. Turn oven down to 200 degrees and put your mother in law in the oven. Wait till the dog scratches to come into the house then invite your boss over and mix the ingredients with a twig. Pick up bowl and dump into your pants and enjoy!

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